Don’t Talk to the REALTOR!

There is a perception of many REALTORS as middle aged women or men with too much/not enough hair, too much make up, too much perfume, too much gaudy jewelry, too big of a car….everything in excess and then on top of all of that – they are PUSHY, PUSHY, PUSHY!

Don’t talk to the REALTOR…if you give them a phone number, they will call you every day and hound you about buying or selling a house.

Don’t talk to the REALTOR…if you give them your email address, they will send you more spam than those male enhancement companies about buying or selling a house.

Don’t talk to the REALTOR…they are desperate now that the market has changed and will tell you anything to get you to buy or sell a house.

You get the picture…

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I, for one, am tired of the old REALTOR cliches, as true as they may be for some in the industry.

I’m looking forward to the day when I can hear:

Talk to my REALTOR…she communicates with me in the way that I want and keeps me up to date with useful information about the market in my area

Talk to my REALTOR…he sends me the newest listings and lets me decide what I like

Talk to my REALTOR…she knows what’s going on in today’s market and the neighborhoods

Talk to my REALTOR…he has contacts for everything – mortgages, inspectors, title companies

Talk to my REALTOR…she made buying/selling easy and fun

Am I dreaming too big?

to Don’t Talk to the REALTOR!
  1. Doug the Realtor
    November 18, 2008 | 9:07 pm

    Thanks for this post, very funny! I’ll make sure to keep those things in mind…

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